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Pet death
My
sister
had their beloved pet
parakeet 🦜
Piper
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a venomous snake 🐍
a crocodile 🐊
a cheetah 😺
a turkey 🦃
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hippo 🦛
a rhinoceros 🦏
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