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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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