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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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