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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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