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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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