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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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