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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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