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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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