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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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