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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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