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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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