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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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