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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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