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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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