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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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