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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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