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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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