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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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