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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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