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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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