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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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