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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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