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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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