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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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