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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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