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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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