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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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