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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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