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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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