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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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