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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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