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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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