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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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