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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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