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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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