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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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