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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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