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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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