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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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