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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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