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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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