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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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