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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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