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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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