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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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