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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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