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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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