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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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