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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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