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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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