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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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