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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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