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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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