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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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