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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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