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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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