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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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