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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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