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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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