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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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