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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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