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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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