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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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