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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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