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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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