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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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