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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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