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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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