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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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