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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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