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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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