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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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