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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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